Sad news, y'all. I'm currently being sued by Nintendo for making myself a nice soft-boiled egg for breakfast on Tuesday, the bright yellow yolk of the egg apparently looked a lot like Pikachu's testicles. They're probably going to take everything I have, including my keyboard, so goodbye from me. With my last digital breath, I just want to inspire a little more joy in the world, so I'm calling on everyone in the comments to give me cat updates, whether they have cats or not. Make up a story for the cat you don't have and tell me. Here's what we're all clicking on this weekend.
Brandy
I was solving murders on Shadows Of Doubt. But I just got evicted from my apartment, so I might spend an evening wandering the streets looking for a new cigarette to hang my raincoat with.
Ed
When I heard about the new Like A Dragon game I instantly melted into a pile of snot.
Edwin
I won't be playing video games this weekend because I have extracurriculars and I'm also going to someone's 40th birthday party (not mine). Out of respect for this person and also because I want to do some amateur demographic research, please only comment on this article if you are over 40. We especially appreciate your advice on cool photo filters and scenic places to leave the little ones.
Graham
Inspired by Ed Goo, he builds a goo lake in Minecraft, assuming that's even a doable thing.
Jacob
Don't let the fact that I haven't WAWPWPAPAPWWPA in a month fool you into thinking that I'll be playing anything but Elden Ring. Because I'm still playing Elden Ring.
Jeremy
I took one look at Ed Goo and ran away.
Kiera
He pokes Ed Goo with a stick.
Beautiful
I'm playing the game about the guy who killed his family from Astrobot, for review. Maybe a little UFO 50 too!
Olly
Out of curiosity, he drank Ed Goo through a straw and my stomach started to hurt, leaving me with none of my worldly goods and my weekly column responsibilities.
So what about you, dear reader, what will you be playing this weekend?